her vagine was all disorganized.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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