he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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