apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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