For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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