and you said cock pushups were impossible
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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