Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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