went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i came on her dog
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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