What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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