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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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