He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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