So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
My breasts were aching with rage.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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