I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just gargled with NyQuil
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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