You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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