Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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