"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
