It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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