would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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