Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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