I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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