Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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