Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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