Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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