awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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