We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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