just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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