Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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