is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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