No awkward lesbian experiences without me
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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