just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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