I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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