So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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