coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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