so that wasnt chicken after all
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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