So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Randomize
