when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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