i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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