So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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