Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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