Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
They left me at home... I'm a liability
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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