I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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