how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
there is glitter all over my balls
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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