ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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