Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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