I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just gift wrapped bread.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I did not marry a roomba.
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