trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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