And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
