Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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