are you still at the devil's house?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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