I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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