There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
