I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You ate ashes out of my bong
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