i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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