No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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