Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I would ride that face into the sunset
Randomize
