please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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