if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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