I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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