She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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