shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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